Two male friends were volunteering at a library, when a third male friend walked in to check out books, DVDs, or whatever he was looking for. That part is not important to this story. At checkout time, one of the volunteers jokingly requested a ridiculous list of prerequisites, including a blood sample, a urine sample, fingerprints, and so forth. The one thing that he did not ask for, however, is the one thing that the patron offered in response.
Imagine a typically quiet library. The conversation thus far had been at an appropriate volume for inside a library. Now imagine, in this patron's excitement, that he shouted, "I can give you a semen sample!"
The two volunteers immediately started laughing, and laughing hard at that. The patron was somewhat surprised, because although he intended to be funny, his exclamation wasn't THAT funny. But, what he couldn't see behind him were three other patrons sitting quietly in the library, and the one female who looked directly at him right after he spoke.
After the female's reaction was brought to his attention, and without looking backward, this red-faced individual very quietly exited the library.
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